Say What?

Say What?!

I swear sometimes I have to turn my head away quickly so that my children can't see me laughing at the things they say! Have you got a child like mine? One that says the most hilarious things (usually at the most inappropriate time)?

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Me: Charlie, go to sleep.

Charlie: I can't, my pet monkey is keeping me awake.

Me: Then tell it to stop talking.

Charlie: I would, but it's make believe and it's just going to do whatever it wants.

A few months ago my cheeky two year old started daycare. After asking how her day went at pick up, I was promptly told that she had given the girls a bit of stick. At nap time, she had wandered off her sleep mat. When told to get back on her mat, she turned around, pointing her finger and said "You get on the mat!"

Me: Charlie, stop kicking your brother.

Charlie: I'm not. I'm patting him with my foot.

I took my baby and toddler to the doctor. The doctor proceeded to ask my toddler a series of "small talk" questions. "What's your name?", "How old are you?" etc. Sighing heavily and feigning boredom she grumbled loudly, "I just don't feel like talking to anyone right now. Ok?"

I think our doctor may have been a little taken aback, but at least he laughed!